And in JUST 9000 MINUTES YOU'LL HAVE 5 MOUTH WATERING PIECE OF SHITS. [link]

Kudos for ripping a quiz off.

WHY CAN'T I BE A NISSIN SKYLINE!!!??!? A SKYLINE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHOW MEIN NOODLES WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!1111OENE!!!11

[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[x] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[ ] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[ ] - You are under 20 years old.
[x] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 9

[x] - You have dark hair.
[ ] - You like pirates. (butt-pirates? No thanks.)
[x] - You like anime.
[ ] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[ ] - You live with your parents.
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (Wow, up close and personal? LOL)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[ ] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse (not often enough to make a habit out of)

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts. (not really, but I did see a ghost [supposedly] of my grandmother once hurhur)
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 19

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude. BAWHAWHAWHAWHAW

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (MANY)
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything. (NO NOT AT ALL! IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALL OF OUR LIVES. AND HERE IS WHY. It has to do with the planets coming into alignment, then catastrophically integrating with one another, thereby becoming none other than... SUPERPLANET! Also the sun instantaneously changes into a supernova and implodes in on itself causing a BLACK HOLE that engulfs the universe in ONE FELL SWOOP.)
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer. (Never tried dancing, lolz)
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You have ran away from something. (COCKROACHES... CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE COCKROACHES!)
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X-Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[ ] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[ ] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 34

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality. (NO. I have a BORING personality)
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water. (Land of 10,000 lakes, baby.)
[ ] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (I USED THE TERM BEFORE IT BECAME EPIC FAIL TO SAY IT)

GRAND TOTAL = 38

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
I am... 53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.